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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:48
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
US-China trade war sideswipes Europe’s carmakers - politico.eu
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
This Device Pulls Clean Drinking Water Out of the Air - VICE
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How does red light therapy affect eyes?
Nuts and Butts
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Freaks and Cheeks
Field of 16: Will Mexico be dream homecoming for Daniel Suárez? - NASCAR.com
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Suspect in ‘King of the Hill’ actor’s death ‘immediately’ confessed: police - KTLA
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
No way
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Which is a good budget sunscreen for my oily skin?
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance